Prince Charming

Today’s question:

“Who is Prince Charming, anyway?”

My answer:

Prince Charming is a mama’s boy with absolutely no real capability of supporting a relationship- his main and sole function is his power to gain INITIAL respect/affection.

Other than that, he’s jobless, goalless and idealistic… but hey, he’s good at slaying things. Are those relationship-sustaining traits?

His only apparent way of resolving a conflict is to kill things and show off to the girl in question. He chooses his best friend carefully; he has to have much more capacity for conscious thought than our Prince does (essentially, the real brains of the team), and his sidekick must present to him all the angles to a situation (otherwise, our rambunctious knight would probably just storm in and get himself killed).

Thus, our hero’s greatest asset is his dashing looks.

Not to mention the super clean, top of the line steed.

Today’s lesson? You want real happiness? DATE THE SIDEKICK. pacmanKM

One Response to Prince Charming

  1. you’re my sidekick then ^^

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